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Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.
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Everyone say happy birthday Tilly, or else!
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can't stop thinking this morning about this moment, the geniuses behind this production are who we need to save us now, what could go wrong
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We need to bring this guy back and put him in charge of something. Anything
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I can’t believe the Supreme Court just ruled that the president can sleep outdoors in a public space.
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Y’all I simply cannot get enough of this new JVB album. From beginning to end every song compliments the last and most of it’s fun as hell. open.spotify.com/album/1Fjelo...
NO HANDSopen.spotify.com Joey Valence & Brae · Album · 2024 · 12 songs.
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They don't have an inside to go to. This is "increase jail population and slave labor" ruling.
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And that the U.S. gov't bears responsibility. (Screenshot from The Night Won't End, new documentary from Al Jazeera)
We're 9 months into Israel's genocide of Palestinians and there's no one left to 'convince' that it is a genocide.
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Imagine being such a shitty mayor, the Public Library is calling you out.
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This shit? This shit right here? Is exactly why not everything needs to be digital and hooked up to the internet.
Apparently someone at the Boston Fire Department had a wonderful, vindicating day yesterday, during the 911 outage:
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Why the fuck are they attacking stone henge when Fossil fuel executives have publicly available names and addresses?
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I am once again asking you to consider that an entire information ecosystem established as the primary form of communication over a hundred years and allegedly regulated by the federal government was destroyed by scammers virtually overnight and we just don’t, like, ever talk about it
The first rule of avoiding scam calls is to never answer unknown numbers, and even some known ones. Curious? Bored? Worried it’s an emergency? Wait the extra minute it takes for the call to go to voice mail, then decide if it’s legitimate.
Sick of scams? Stop answering your phone.www.washingtonpost.com Phone scams are still hugely popular — and they depend entirely on people curious enough to answer.
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i'm sorry, this is an area where i am just completely unwilling to compromise. i think speeding and reckless driving are profoundly antisocial acts that are DEMONSTRABLY PROVEN to result in TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DEATHS every year in car and pedestrian crashes. this seems bad to me.
if you don't like the idea of a traffic camera snapping a photo of your car for speeding there is a very easy solution
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Miss ma’am clocked in early at that biscuit factory this morning.
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one of those scenes where the good guy is chasing the bad guy in a house of mirrors but it’s my boss trying to find the Zoom meeting with the real me so he can fire me
this has to be the least compelling pitch of all time
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My weapon for pride month is finished. Say hello to Mariposa. I'll post more pics below
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one of my deep seated beliefs is that elephants are one of the other high level intelligences on this planet and that if there is a judgment day humanity will be held to account for our crimes against them www.theguardian.com/science/arti...
Elephants call each other by name, study findswww.theguardian.com Researchers used artificial intelligence algorithm to analyse calls by two herds of African savanna elephants in Kenya
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walk the jewels is fine no rush
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Scary movie where the demons whisper stuff like "You have to work for the rest of your life" instead of rattling kitchen cabinets or whatever
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So Windows Recall takes screenshots every few seconds, OCR's them, and then stores all that in plaintext in a SQLlite database. It's impossible to understate how much of a security issue this is. Easily compromised spyware installed by your OS!
Windows feature that screenshots everything labeled a security “disaster”www.theverge.com Windows 11’s new Recall feature faces privacy and security concerns.
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I would like to believe that more people are going to make the connection between obscene cop budgets and the fact that every other service and all other priorities will be subsumed. Hope springs eternal, I guess.
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In this house we stand for the flag
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this has to be the least compelling pitch of all time
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The idea that Alito isn't willing to tell a woman what to do is a bit of a howler