It is the inalienable right of every British child to wear Hula Hoop rings and eat them off their fingers; by reducing this sacred tradition to a 'poor diet', The Guardian's picture desk has declared war on constancy, culture, humanity, God, (the Oxford comma,) & every baby born on these shores.
I wold also point out the lesser right to eat the marshmallow topping on a Tunnocks teacake, and give the disgusting biscuit base to the dog. Or was that just me?