Hamburglar Humblebrag: It is the inalienable right of every British child to wear Hula Hoop rings and eat them off their fingers; by reducing this sacred tradition to a 'poor diet', The Guardian's picture desk has declared war on constancy, culture, humanity, God, (the Oxford comma,) & every baby born on these shores.

It is the inalienable right of every British child to wear Hula Hoop rings and eat them off their fingers; by reducing this sacred tradition to a 'poor diet', The Guardian's picture desk has declared war on constancy, culture, humanity, God, (the Oxford comma,) & every baby born on these shores.

First they came for our hula hoop rings, then our sweetie bangles and wristwatches.

I wold also point out the lesser right to eat the marshmallow topping on a Tunnocks teacake, and give the disgusting biscuit base to the dog. Or was that just me?

Because it lets the Tories off the hook - direct correlation between increase in child malnutrition (& lower life expectancy) since 2010 and austerity

The Guardian being such a Tory paper, you mean?

More that it ignores the biggest factor in poor diet, poverty

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