This morning my large adult son, Mechano Teppanyaki X, was howling with big greasy tears flowing down his large adult face.
"Why do they mock our cyber truck, Pappa?"
I paused eating my bowl of raw chicken and told him, "because your mother left us after the Horse Incident"
We finished breakfast in peace and then I drove us to the man who uses a special cleaning solution to clean off the human shit that keeps somehow getting on our cybertruck
