Premee Mohamed: PUT THAT HARPOON AWAY — Subium • Bluesky web client

I got one (1) hour of slep and now have a meeting in three minutes but FORTUNATELY I cannot be killed by ordinary means (so says the prophesy)

*Lowers harpoon fashioned from silver, meteoric iron, and caffeine* Wait, there's a prophecy?

PUT THAT HARPOON AWAY

I was just trying it out for size. That's all. *Puts in golf bag with other harpoons of esoteric construction and origin* Sooooo... a propos to nothing, how does this prophecy go? Purely as a matter of interest, you understand.

*trying to look into bag* Is that a spear gun

You wouldn't want me to put my shoulder out, would you, you monstre?

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