Premee Mohamed: I got one (1) hour of slep and now have a meeting in three minutes but FORTUNATELY I cannot be killed by ordinary means (so says the prophesy)

I got one (1) hour of slep and now have a meeting in three minutes but FORTUNATELY I cannot be killed by ordinary means (so says the prophesy)

GOOD MEETING Am literally putting that in my Good Things That Happened This Week list in my planner

... Did you just have a day like my night when I got up for the webinar?! Hope you can catch up on that sleep! :-)

I am DEBATING going back to bed but I'm pretty sure all I'll manage is a nap before my next meeting sooooo I might just try to tough it out D: (This is also hard because I can't have caffeine, due to my heart condition. I WANT TO BE ABLE TO DRINK A COFY)

OH NO :-( Huge sympathies, coffee messes so badly with my insides that I've had to give it up. I miss it daily.

Oh hell no to no caffeine! All the sympathy Every bit of it ... maybe a very cold drink would help

I’m still agog at the end of this one series where a character’s happy ever after is reading in a castle in Scotland for a year and presumably the rest of the time she gets to sleep and go for pleasant walks and dang is that the dream or what

THE DREAM

Hello, I would like to sign up for the castle in Scotland gig!

I told you staying up all night creating abominations would be something you’d regret in the end

They're not abominations!!

The moths devoured three ensigns in the night

... We can ask Head Office to give us some more ensigns!

Head Office is asking an increasing number of questions about our transfer requests

It's... it's a big ship! We need a lot of crew!

Do any ensigns ever make it to lieutenant?

*Lowers harpoon fashioned from silver, meteoric iron, and caffeine* Wait, there's a prophecy?

PUT THAT HARPOON AWAY

I was just trying it out for size. That's all. *Puts in golf bag with other harpoons of esoteric construction and origin* Sooooo... a propos to nothing, how does this prophecy go? Purely as a matter of interest, you understand.

*trying to look into bag* Is that a spear gun

You wouldn't want me to put my shoulder out, would you, you monstre?

*sprays the bugge*

*screeching, flailing antennae*

*furtive sobbing*

I assume it’s just a typo but “slep” sounds like a great word for direly inadequate sleep

🙏

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