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Eventually in the future, innocence or guilt before the law will be determined by whether google’s autocomplete goes blank after you’ve typed in the person’s name and started typing in words relevant to their crime.
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Let’s see, Johnny Depp… movies…no Willy wonka…nah young…not what I’m thinking about cologne…oh god do people actually search that out?
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Johnny Depp ab… (Ab)out - Nope Abs…no About Pirates of the Caribbean…not yet
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Johnny Depp abu… [blanked out] Oh ok yep 100000% guilty Even if I know nothing about who a person is or what they did, when that autocomplete goes blank, I know they’re (a) probably wealthy, and (b) absolutely guilty of anything and everything they’ve been accused of