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31 // he/him // all my posts are goofy.
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Twin Peaks: Doctor Jacoby and Major Briggs.
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Bought new paints tonight, and goblins. Which I didn't even need. But I did want them, so think about that.
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Rykard drawing I made when Elden Ring came out. One of the best designs in the game. #art #fanart #EldenRing #ink
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Did this Dracula drawing a while back. Its based on 1992s Bram Stoker's Dracula. #art #ink #horror #Dracula
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millennials stop hearing minor criticism of your fashion choices from young people and immediately turning into boomers challenge (impossible)
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She enjoyed this, she's purring now
Tell your cats you love them. Maybe give them a little kiss on the head
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hating football is passé, true praxis is hating golf
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Belter, but the whole album is no skips frankly
Phones throwing out bangers while I'm tidying (I created a queue this morning and forgot I'd done it)
Just Tonightopen.spotify.com Listen to Just Tonight on Spotify. Jimmy Eat World · Song · 2004.
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people condemning the shooter without even hearing his side of the story, i mean trump is no angel and might have even been on drugs. the shooter may have felt scared. and after all isn't the US founded on the principle of the right to bear arms?
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Phones throwing out bangers while I'm tidying (I created a queue this morning and forgot I'd done it)
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I need some of you to come and keep me on task with tidying cause it's just not fucken happenin
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I would never support this country🙏
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All Western politicians right now
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I mean this fully. That man is a scammer and a fraud.
Annual reminder that this is an anti-Grandpa Joe account.
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Fuck labour, fuck wes streeting, and fuck all the people who will turn a blind eye to this because "at least they aren't tories".
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Daily bunny no.2549 wishes for the moon
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Annual reminder that this is an anti-Grandpa Joe account.
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Mum got me vegan cookies too, just remembered those. I'm gonna paint and eat tonight and no one can stop me 🙏
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Made curry the other night, been in the fridge two days and it's so good. I am living, thriving even.
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Btw I'm not really an online gamer, but if any of you have steam, I'm ProbablyZach over there too
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Riley's been explaining animal crossing to my dad, and it's very cute watching him take such an interest, and watching her tell him about all these silly little things
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When I'm King sharepoint fans will be first in the mines.
me and who
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it's not "purity testing" or whatever if trans women kind of hate u for working for one of the largest and most widely-read anti-trans propaganda mills in the country. i think they're allowed to feel that way
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People have forgotten that an apology needs to be to the wronged party, not to the people who call you out, and is more than just saying “I’m sorry”.