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Just saw a fireworks shack with the slogan
FIREWORKS YOU CAN “TRUST”
and guys, look, I know you think quotation marks mean emphasis, but they don’t, and your sign is a perfect example of why people need to know that
It spices things up, Dr. Stephanie!
This is the one that always gets me, though.
greengro'cers apost'rophe, meet "butcher's" "scare quotes"
Oooh, this one might be as alarming as the trusted fireworks
Brackets are fine. I'm gonna need a *full* roll of plastic sheeting tyvm.
I stood in the bathroom for ten bloody minutes waiting for someone to come, and finally just washed them myself. Can't get good service anymore.
It’s funny. It’s usually a Board of Health requirement. I can’t help thinking, if you have to tell somebody…..
Employees must “wash” hands.
Employees must wash “hands”.
They’re perfectly “safe”.
There’s a big park in my town and all the signs say
THIS PARK CLOSES AT “11 PM”
and I’m like…what does this mean.
It means that’s when the real fun starts
where do they get this idea from
