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@rachelmillman.bsky.social

this is for all my freaks out there
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I know part of changing the vibes is that I have to show up and do my part but the problem is my vibes are presently cooked
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I think if you are running a career fair that charges ADMISSION to get IN I should be able to talk to every table there. I should not spent two hours to talk to one person
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yoooooooooo how are the vibes
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popping back in to maintain a half ass presence here because they said they’d be rolling out DMs
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checking in over here. I made celery soup last night. see you all next month
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where is the skydiving baby
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Still chuckling about being insanely, psychotically tired waiting in line for the haunted mansion a week and a half ago and seeing Kevin Pollack next to me in line. the perfect person to see in your 11th hour at Disneyland. you WILL feel insane
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Good news everyone last night my favorite uncle got medium drunk and said with full confidence “I think I am an archangel”
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dude I need DMs here. I can’t do the right wing bullshit on twitter anymore
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goodbye to the old hag
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this feed is just “animals I was near” updates
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Held an owl this weekend
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The Shining is a movie about how fun it would be to have a bar in your house
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you guys get your first piece of good drama on here and you’re complaining about it? you got a weird death threat. this is what going online IS
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Sorry I forgot to post on here! in that interim I had a near death experience 🥰
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Would anyone like to buy my side table I don’t need. putting it on Facebook feels like an insurmountable task
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I think it’s cool that the publicly acknowledged userbase of this site loves screeching nonstop and has the memory of a goldfish
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I need to go through who’s followed me here and find my friends
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cursed image of me in 2013 drunk eating cheez-its off the floor of my college house
okay. another day of trying to make the tone of this app better. quote this with how many times you’ve eaten food off the floor
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drunk eating a cheesesteak off of the sidewalk that I dropped outside of my dorm at Temple is the most Philly thing I’ve ever done
okay. another day of trying to make the tone of this app better. quote this with how many times you’ve eaten food off the floor
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depends on the food and the floor
okay. another day of trying to make the tone of this app better. quote this with how many times you’ve eaten food off the floor
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More than I can count and I’ll keep doing it if it’s not goopy
okay. another day of trying to make the tone of this app better. quote this with how many times you’ve eaten food off the floor
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In college I ate a hostess cupcake off the hammerstein ballroom
okay. another day of trying to make the tone of this app better. quote this with how many times you’ve eaten food off the floor
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okay. another day of trying to make the tone of this app better. quote this with how many times you’ve eaten food off the floor
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I need DMs here so bad