Patrick Cosmos

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No music. No rap. No music, no music, no music // http://veryimportant.lawyer // http://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors

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Today is my favorite day to be on NextDoor

It’s not Adam and Steve. It’s Adam and Eve, and Steve. They share a polycule together. And they saw you from across the garden,

I don’t have a tweet I still think about. I have never thought about a post in my entire life

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me watching my frozen pizza bake in the oven

www.livescience.com/physics-math... taking a gap year to backpack across europe

World's largest nuclear fusion reactor is finally completed. But it won't run for another 15 years.www.livescience.com ITER, a $28 billion fusion reactor in France, has finally had its last magnetic coil installed. But the reactor itself won't fire up fully until 2039 at the earliest.

you'd never know it just by looking at him but this guy has written at the same place as virgil texas

This is the tradcath weirdo whom the @nytimes.com is publishing to tell you not to vote. You should not listen to him. Instead, you should shove his ass into a locker and burn the entire campus containing said locker to the ground. (The campus is Hillsdale)

Congratulations to Keith Stormer for getting elected head pedophile

i enjoy making music for myself but would also like to make music for your thing, based on a prompt or aesthetic/narrative needs, instead of staring at the knobs and the keys and the strings and the samples and the Grid and daring them to inspire me

[waking up every day with my memory gone Memento style and seeing the New York Times openly express their politics they have always explicitly had] what!!

they should make them both do the voices at the next debate

honestly they’re kinda cooking with this

jj reddit, head coach of the los angeles vapers. they already play at crypto dot com arena so i don't have to change that part. pickle rick fox

2:12 am... going back for more stock buyback

Burst out laughing at this post, nearly dropped my phone

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reassuring that on this ominous july 4 we can still take solace in the fact that england sucks ass and leaving it rocked

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If you think Jaws is scary for not really showing the shark, you should check out spielberg's other films. they don't show the shark at all

It makes me feel steadily crazy that Katie Holmes had to essentially stage a prison break to escape a co trolling relationship but all types of people now see Tom cruise as the epic movie man from the movies who saved movies

Happy birthday to Joe Biden

cuneiformrecords.bandcamp.com/album/rhizom...

Rhizome, by Richard Pinhas & Merzbowcuneiformrecords.bandcamp.com 5 track album

sometimes it’s crazy to think about how stuff is compared to how it could be, or even used to be, and then think about how america spent roughly one to four trillion dollars on the war in iraq. it’s pretty interesting. happy fourth everybody usa. usa. haha 🎆 🇺🇸

Fellas know that feeling when our lady is lonely and out of town and you get that message 😏

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nonbinary names like Grizz or Dotcom

Breaking news: President Biden and his senior team said they accepted the grim ultimatum they’ve been hearing from almost all quarters of the Democratic Party — to demonstrate his fitness for office or face a significant effort to force him to step aside.

Biden and aides concede he needs to quickly demonstrate his fitness for officewww.washingtonpost.com Critics have been shaken by his relative inaction to directly address the panic ignited by his halting debate performance last Thursday.

I love when Debate Me type people get up in the mentions. Sorry man. On the off chance I notice and respond, you’re about to get outsmarted by a guy who just tried to take his shirt off and eat a slice of pizza at the same time

If you can read this…the bitch just fell out of a coconut tree

I have also accepted the Grim Ultimatum but the Washington Post doesn’t want to talk about that

Joe Biden climb one of those rope ladders they have at the fair challenge

trader joes is finally giving me my flowers (i am shoplifting flowers on my way out of trader joes)

as bad as everything is we can all have a hoarse little gallows laugh that america got itself a king the week before independence day, even if it hurts to do so, like you recently broke a rib

on the contrary if you have ever worked in the service industry and you voluntarily watch The Bear, you are a mark for the business

you should be required to work one day in a dish pit before you’re allowed to comment on The Bear

"hey jay-z what is your favorite indie game"