I went to college with JD Vance and he shit himself at 9 am in an ethics class and he refused to acknowledge it so we called him shitty poopoo boy until he dropped the class.
I wrote an entire ost for a video game the dev never finished so I think I'm gonna shop it around to Chinese devs so it can be the soundtrack of some 12 year old liquifying this parent's credit card for gacha anime girls.
It goes without saying that assassination is not an acceptable alternative to the democratic process.
Trump is a threat to the republic, but he should be soundly defeated at the ballot box, as democracy demands.
Cod and 2k kids will never understand getting shithoused and playing a game from 1997 and when you wake up the next day you have no idea what you did but your save file has an extra 5 hours on it.
Been trying different remedies for my insomnia. I took skullcaps/melatonin/California poppies last night and I got 2 hours of sleep but the AWP from counter strike (1.5) materialized on my desk for a couple minutes which was tight
I don't know why it took me this long to think of but instead of being a jazz musician who's always broke what if I became a smooth jazz musician who's insanely rich and bangs xanax'd out wine moms.
Couple things to improve baseball
1) 7th inning stretch always sung by a vtuber anime girl
2) runners have to slide into every base individually
3) if a pitcher gives up a homerun the jumbotron shows his wife opening Hinge and swiping until the inning is over
4) umps sent to death camps
Girl at the bar kept threatening to suck my peanits and I got scared so I told her I had to leave to play heroes of might and magic III which wasn't a lie cuz I'm currently playing heroes of might and magic III
