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idk I literally just got here
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wet like willy wonker
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what we are fighting for on this holiday god bless the troops
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ur celebrating ur god that’s so embarrassing
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nobody has ever talked to me
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I am like so out there right now it’s crazy
wanna get wet with a couple of my ghouls in Amsterdam
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wanna get wet with a couple of my ghouls in Amsterdam
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yup as I suspected some wet boys
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She was rare…like a dog that enjoyed fireworks.
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sorry I can’t come I have plans
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celebrating the way the founding fathers intended (slamming multiple ice cold mexican lagers next to a filthy pool)
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the delicate constitution of her mind, bro
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personal injury lawyers
guy who tries to iron his shirt while he's wearing it
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I will be hitting the magna carta screwed into the pen that John Hancock wrote with
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smoking that shit that has you transcending autocratic rule
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walking around my house nude chanting SHOWER BEER like a mad tyrant
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Shower beer is calling Answer? ✅/❌
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a devious little imp approaches
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i hope joey chestnut is ok tomorrow
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What the fuck is Mario and Luigi’s last name
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The wilhelm scream isn't funny. Those characters are dying
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lately I’ve been into organic melting
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don’t wait up for me babe, i have to study this ancient and unsettling tome
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love what they’re doing with goo
they're always coming out with new thickeners and emulsifiers...gotta hand it to them
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im really scared of ppl who have stuff like bird feeders and wind chimes because ive nebver been that far down my list of priorities
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are you tellin me a dick sported these goods
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"would u love me if i was a worm" no what why would you even say that