every day i put on my too-long pants and take my life into my hands scrambling around on the kitchen counter to find some object my husband has hidden from me on a high shelf
My 5'2 F-cup (her words) laughed knowingly when I read this to her.
She has step stool recommendations, but knows her fellow global average female height-er has already got it covered.
I have arms of an ape-like length and when a shorter person asks me to reach something for them in a store I feel like I finally have found purpose in life.