Rayan Carbine

The one thing I hate about some women is that you can say something that offends them and thay will say nothing about it... Then bam 30 minutes later after you have forgotten about it thay will go like how dare you say this or that and your left like what did I say ahhh

Touch screens are cool and all, but you can't be the physical buttons of an old school radio

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Reskeet if you sleep naked :3

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Good morning 💭

I built a Lego Minecraft fops eeeeee

Meant to post this way earlier but it's Me and my boyfriend's second anniversary. Hell yeah

Relaxed goober (where I wish I was rn)

Scumbag move this is not how you advertise for a church

So I'm standing at the self checkout station where I'm at and one of my co-workers *Holds up a empty box obviously wanting to know what to do with the box* " what dis box do" Me : * with a straight face says* " hold a shit" Laughter ensuits

This image looks very texan. The only way to make it more Texan is to add brisket, beer and more guns

Two fucks just came to my door Me *opens door* Them " Hi, we're with the Baptist Church.." Me * closes and locks door*

You know I find it funny how carpentry textbooks are currently holding up a piece of carpentry (the books acting as a leg)

Hehe

Something for all you cheated. Furries

The lovely trash panda I call my boyfriend he is amazing

Imagine getting toped by a femboi fennec with a horsecock

The Walmart way