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I always figured having to trim whole legs and body every week would be a pain in the ass sometimes if our fursonas existed irl...totally worth it tho.
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Why would I trim my glorious fur? I'll shed it eventually anyways
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NUU YOU HAVE WHITE FUR SO IF WE WEAR BLACK YOULL SHED ON US AND EVERYONE WILL SEE IT AND ITLL BE SUPER EMBARRASSING WHEN SOMEONE POINTS IT OUT TO YOU AT WALLMART AND ITS LIKE "WELL YEAH, MY FRIEND HAS WHITE FUR, DUH!"
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Listen, there are worse ways I could mark you.
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It's worse cause I have black fur. No escaping it
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Well, black fur is better for your goth friends, at least
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I dont imagine there'd be much trimming fur except for dog breeds that don't shed. The shedding however... disposing of shed fur would be a massive PITA. Imagine your bed. And oh god, showers. We'd need full-body hair dryers.
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I always wondered how fucking long it would take the average furry to dry off after a shower. All the sexy art out there of furries having fun in the shower never seems to consider the logistics. You'd be doing loads of towels every day!
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I is tiger, don’t groom me body. We tigers got tongues for that!
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How much sand does Australasia got?Could just sand bathe like a hedgehog! 😹
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You could spin it and make mitts, sweaters, and socks for friends ^^
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You could sell ultra soft fuzzy dungarees, but dungaroos... Oh bloody heccing hecc, now there's another thing on my wish list...I would wear that non-stop, every day...
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With a little pouch in front, naturally... And an obligatory little plush roo in that pouch... Accessorize and glamorize, bitches! 💙
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This is why I'm thin furred, I'd be too warm all the time.
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I'm thin furred and I'm STILL hot all the time ;_; I can't wait for winter and hoodie weather for sure ❤️❤️❤️
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Me, long-furred as a florida wuffo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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With diligent brushies it wouldn't be too bad
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I guess that's an advantage to being a bird (although depending on the species a bird molts its feathers once or twice every year which is probably not super fun).
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Would be a free yearly/biyearly refill of pillow stuffing though.
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I can't find the right gif but if you know you know
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Worth everything just for the paws