RexLibris: From what I've gathered, the new PM is, effectively, a turnip, which is superior to the other candidates who were, respectively, a week-old half-eaten train-station pasty, a rotten parsnip, and an boiled egg in congealed aspic.

Did the head of lettuce win?

In British politics you'll need to be more specific as regards the exact head of lettuce to whom you are referring.

Fair

From what I've gathered, the new PM is, effectively, a turnip, which is superior to the other candidates who were, respectively, a week-old half-eaten train-station pasty, a rotten parsnip, and an boiled egg in congealed aspic.

This is how I need my politics explained going forward

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