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Some of you aren’t dedicating your life to this site and it shows

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🏈 #NFL @nfl Via Scott Hanson @ScottHanson · 2h 9 Sundays from now = NFL RedZone. We’re getting closer……

There’s a line judge in this match that I’d like to hit some balls with if you know what I mean 🎾

So our pitcher had a bad outing, got mad, punched the dugout wall, broke his hand and on the 60 day IL? We are so good #Cubs #MLB

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#NoContextBrits Via No Context Brits @NoContextBrits · 10h

You know she’s AI generated right? [Kermit drinking tea dot gif]

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the only bsky drama I care to be involved in is whatever chaos I’ve personally initiated and set in motion

🚨 BREAKING: The leftwing alliance is heading for a shock victory in the 2024 French election — according to first estimates. Read the developing story: trib.al/acXlY1V

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Die, hate, exfoliate

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This is how my posts are written

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Smokey the Bear: only you can prevent forest fires Me: how did they get prevented before I was born Smokey the Bear: ok well yes, others can also- Me: too late Smokey the Liar

Imagine getting rejected by a serial killer lol

A hitchhiker always wondered why the serial killer who gave him a ride spared his life. Now he’s telling his story.

As a young hitchhiker, he survived a ride with a serial killer. Now he’s telling his story | CNNwww.cnn.com Steve Fishman was hitchhiking in Connecticut in 1975 when he accepted a ride from a chatty lone man in a Buick. Fishman was stunned a few months later to see the man’s face in news reports saying he’d...

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while everyone busy playing this bot duel thing i’m picking their pockets

Whoa what was that shot, Sinner?!?! 😻 🎾

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She's busy with her lover, scissoring.

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rock: oh fuck I’m covered with paper tell my wife I love her

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During the summer, ACAB stands for: Always Complaining And Bitching Wait. That's me all year round...

During the summer, ACAB stands for… All Churches Are Businesses

This is how my posts are written

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I don't necessarily 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘦 Taco Bell sauce packets will be our post-apocalyptic currency, but I do feel a measurable amount of comfort knowing I will be set if it happens.