A theory I've developed on Barack Obama over the years is that he has clinical depression that he used to self-medicate with nicotine, and things started falling apart for him when he quit smoking cigs. If we can talk him into vaping I think we can still save the country.
Speaking of exit strategies I'm actually a little surprised Malia and Sasha are still here I would've finished school and peaced to some aristocrat enclave with beachces, good nightlife and very specifically no one from Washington DC lol
