The Onion: "Christian Conservatives Present Bold New Message: 'You Will Bathe in the Blood of the Innocent'"
The Babylon Bee: "You Will Bathe in the Blood of the Innocent"
I always kind of shuddered at the “someday every knee will bow, someday every tongue will confess” songs and references, because of this “I can’t wait until you are writhing in a lake of fire” vibe.
I mean, what's the point of worshipping a deity that commands peace and love for your fellow man, if you don't get to watch your fellow man burn for all eternity?
