Arrived at the cat house to find that while unattended last night, all three had apparently had a grand old time puking all over the kitchen. It was like a minefield. They're fine and the little ones are running around wildly while their big sister has retired away from their tomfoolery.
My friends' fancy washing machine is a top loader so big that if I'm not careful, I could fall in and get stuck, for real. I have to get BBQ tongs to reach things at the bottom. #shortpeopleproblems
have absolutely had to deal with issues like that!
my favourite is not being able to touch the floor when sitting on a toilet. that makes me feel like i'm a 5 year old.
