so the position at stake is most powerful man in the world and the finalists are the guy being asked to prove he's still alive, the guy who everyone's sure was besties with the international sex trafficker, and the guy trying to convince everyone he's not a cannibal, good times
Even if Biden dropped trow on stage, dropped a deuce, and didn’t ask for at least a Dude Wipe afterwards…I’d still vote for him over the other two nutbags.
