so the position at stake is most powerful man in the world and the finalists are the guy being asked to prove he's still alive, the guy who everyone's sure was besties with the international sex trafficker, and the guy trying to convince everyone he's not a cannibal, good times
Do you mean an administration filled with capable adults backing a til the last breath civil servant vs the man whose administration abandoned him because he definitely raped children and killed Epstein vs the guy who ate a dog and got brain worms.
Brain worm candidate doesn't have much of a chance. Same for whichever narcissist the Green Party goes with this cycle. Linda who
again? Whatevs.
Joey B's condition hasn't changed meaningfully since 2020. He's old. So what?! He's got backup & logistical support, come what may.
Yr telling me the octogenarian just casually off the cuff quoted a John Milton sonet when remembering his fallen veteran son? Yr telling me I should hate this man because he keeps a healthy sleep regiment? You want me to vote for the child rapist over him??? That man has the morals of an alley cat!
Also, he gives awesome reaction shots. I felt the truth in his incredulous Popeye stare as the orange turd outraged the facts as witnessed by all during his fucked up reign.
the great thing about the guy trying to prove he's still alive, though, is that if he does kick it on day two of his next term, his automatic replacement isn't a literal nazi or some antivax weirdo
he just has to make it to inauguration day
it seems like the roads we have ahead are either more of this or a civil war, and like, I just want to drive my car through a patch of grass in the middle
Even if Biden dropped trow on stage, dropped a deuce, and didn’t ask for at least a Dude Wipe afterwards…I’d still vote for him over the other two nutbags.
