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The Marvel Phase 4 graveyard
Imagine being a kid unwrapping your birthday present and seeing this
All part of a grand tradition stretching back for decades
I was one of the few weird kids that actually wanted that guy (never got him). I loved the cantina scene, and I was an obsessive completionist.
You backing that crowdfunded cantina playset that Hasbro has been pushing daily to my inbox?
The Eternal figures alone will merit their own Atari ET landfill.
I feel bad sometimes because these stores tend to have all the unsold minority and female figures, but minorities and females deserve better than MCU phase 4
Man they bet so big on Eternals
I felt bad for all the MCU fans who never read a single comic acting like it was movie worthy. Just the biggest fuckin marks
Marvel looked at the lack of success of the Inhumans and said, "No, We can do something even fewer people ever cared about."
When they announced Eternals, I said they might as well have announced they were stabbing themselves in the chest, and I was not wrong.
I'm old enough to remember the buzz that it was going to be their big Oscar push, buzz that mostly came from the studio but still
There was a lot of “I’m liking and supporting these mid f’n movies because people online are attacking them” energy at the time and it was pretty sad to watch in real time. Support things because they’re awesome and no other reason, nerds
Wait what?
Do I need to buy all the marvel legends doctor strange figures to assemble Shrek!? HES RIGHT THERE!
Gonna be interesting to see how this compares to when our Ollies had a giant Source Wall full of Mattel TDKR Armored Batmans for a few years.
"I know how much you love Batman so…"
"Wow. A Marvel Studios' The Eternals Titan Hero Sersei. Uh, thanks grandma."
Man, Ollie's eating good on geeky merch these days.
