according to my wife Charles II had a mistress who he called by the pet name Fubbs, which meant chubby because she was, and he named a royal yacht HMS Fubbs, which is basically like naming a ship the SS My Girlfriend's Huge Ass
My wife made chopped cheese for dinner last weekend and I bought American cheese slices for it, which we never buy or have in the house, and I just put two Kraft singles on my kid's plate and he has never in his life been more excited at something he was served for dinner
5 y/o couldn't handle the part of the Paw Patrol movie where Chase runs away but is completely fine with Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem which starts off with a SWAT raid
There's a lot of urban myth and misinformation surrounding the vhs/beta format war but the wildest part for me was that about 20 years later the people responsible for bluray and hd-dvd said "that was great let's do that again" and that's why your Xbox 360 couldn't play Blu-rays
just got advertised an article about the negative fan reaction to an article about the negative fan reaction to a television show. the ouroboros goes on.
having 4th of July lunch & I remember many many years ago I was at a party talking to a guy about the food truck he was putting together and he told me they'd be serving kimchi dogs and those two words just absolutely blew open the doors of my mind to infinite possibilities I never before considered
Complete third eye vision: Irene Adler explaining the tenets of polyamory to Sherlock Holmes who puffs on his pipe and says it is logical coherent, evolutionary sound and socially verified among many cultures of the world. Watson is sputtering and aghast.
5 y/o seeing this photo on my phone: we have that on our wall. Why are you naked?
Me: I'm not naked. Pants were cut very low back [in 2010]
5 y/o going to the photo framed on the wall: you're naked!
Just remembered the photo shoot Jerry Seinfeld did for Kith in 2022 and it continues to give "not beating the 'my girlfriend is late for our restaurant reservation because she was in detention for chewing gum in phys ed' allegations"
got a Just For Men hair dye ad where I guess they've decided their thing is that their product is for "second puberty" which I guess they've decided that is what happens when as a man your hair goes gray and uh that term is uh taken ... for a uh different thing
Cooking for thirty five minutes to sit down to dinner and spend ten minutes picking a television show to watch for fifteen minutes while eating then going back to chores
yesterday my 5 y/o asked if someone was going to cut his head off and i gave him an extensive lecture on how hard it is to do that, how much stuff connects the head to the body and how in all of human history we figured out how to reliably decapitate a person only about 200 years ago
