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@ryanwright.bsky.social

Coffee drinker. Summer enthusiast. Ottawa. Bad curler. He/him 🇨🇦🇮🇪
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This toad who fell into my window well was asking for help. It has been freed.
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Makes sense since I’m in Ottawa, ON. We’re opposites!
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Last night nothing at all untoward or weird was happening in the basement. These two don’t look guilty of anything.
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Did you know that the feathers from an expensive down duvet can make a bedroom look like it’s in a blizzard when torn into by a “completely innocent” and unrepentant dog?
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I’ve seen this look before…
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Wet bulb… That’s one I hadn’t heard before. Looked it up. Makes a lot of sense. Last week here it was 37C (98) but felt like 45C (113). In the backyard sun my cheap thermometer which is likely not completely accurate went off the scale. June. In Ottawa. About 1600kms (1000mi) north of you. Crazy.
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Fun fact. Ebenezer was almost named Sisko because he has the Starfleet insignia on his forehead.
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I thought I was lucky that my doggo wasn’t a big shedder. Turns out she was saving it all up for today. There are now fur tumbleweeds overwhelming the living room. Maybe this has something to do with it:
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I think she wants something.
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Thunderstorms are so relaxing to me. I’m so happy that the pets think so too. They’re sleeping right through it.
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I’ve got the cream cheese.
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Pet update. Clover looking cute.
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I’m thinking of charging mine. I don’t like to let it drop so low.
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I’m happy to contribute as well!
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When even someone like ScarJo doesn’t get autonomy and choice over her body, seems like we have a long way to go before AI will be useful when the rampant misogyny is baked into the code itself.
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Tough to say. I’d guess the person pictured but it’d probably just be @jessrawk.bsky.social.
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She is soundly so well! And I concur with both. So happy you’re getting to dance the night away! Pet update:
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Everyone needs to become fancy motherfuckers. Our curling team looks fantastic in our new kit but you don’t have to curl to get one for you or your team. Spice up the ER by kitting out the nurses. Be an inspiring sommelier and gain another Michelin star. Be the best fancy motherfucker you can be.
Do you play on a sports team that thinks they're a bunch of fancy motherfuckers? Because I've got hockey, basketball and soccer uniform options for them, including custom names & numbers. www.effinbirds.com/collections/... You can also wear one while not doing a sports, I'm not the sports police
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Just wild to me that the one person that actually thought about the children was the one person kicked out by people begging everyone to think about the children.