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@ryanwright.bsky.social

Coffee drinker. Summer enthusiast. Ottawa. Bad curler. He/him 🇨🇦🇮🇪
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Happy 248th and potentially final celebration of independence and democracy to my American friends!
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Last night nothing at all untoward or weird was happening in the basement. These two don’t look guilty of anything.
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Did you know that the feathers from an expensive down duvet can make a bedroom look like it’s in a blizzard when torn into by a “completely innocent” and unrepentant dog?
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I wish authors who wrote sequels spent a few pages giving a synopsis of “the story so far” at the beginning of the new book. I might remember reading your book last year but I’ve read 100 books since then. A little recap would be nice. Without it, the decision to continue reading can be difficult.
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Reminder that Aaron Swartz was facing 35 years in prison and financial devastation for trying to programmatically download and open the contents of JSTOR, which led to him taking his own life. But OpenAI is going to scrape all of academia and make billions by plagiarizing it.
New version of chatbot reaches level of function where it responds to all queries by making a little twisty-wrist gesture with pinched fingers and saying “But isn’t it more *complicated* than that?”
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Previous doggo was scared of thunder. But was damn cute about it. Current doggo wants outside like she is going to take on the storm in battle. And win. Also cute. This just in: doggos are cute. Also, there’s a lot of thunder here at the moment.
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GOIN COW TIPPING TONIGHT SHOULD I BRING FRESH CUT GRASS OR JUST CASH SO THEY CAN BUY WHATEVER THEY WANT
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Fun fact. Ebenezer was almost named Sisko because he has the Starfleet insignia on his forehead.
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Shot 7 complete. So easy.
Off to get shot 7 today. I am grateful to every scientist, to every pharma factory worker, packager, delivery person, IT schedule maker, and pharmacist along the way who work their butts off to keep us safe.
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Off to get shot 7 today. I am grateful to every scientist, to every pharma factory worker, packager, delivery person, IT schedule maker, and pharmacist along the way who work their butts off to keep us safe.
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I thought I was lucky that my doggo wasn’t a big shedder. Turns out she was saving it all up for today. There are now fur tumbleweeds overwhelming the living room. Maybe this has something to do with it:
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When I’m ready to retire, this will be my leaving speech.
I am very proud to have a thing called the Shitbag Collection on my website. www.effinbirds.com/collections/...
Farewell, Shitbagswww.effinbirds.com
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I think she wants something.
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A monitor portrait on a portrait monitor.
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How could Final Fantasy have a sequel, let alone 15? A tragically misnamed game.
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Thunderstorms are so relaxing to me. I’m so happy that the pets think so too. They’re sleeping right through it.
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Pet update. Clover looking cute.
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GOOD MORNING! I HAVE HAD A LOT OF COFFEE. I LIKE COFFEE
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In the country with by far the highest rates of incarceration, with for profit prisons booming, police departments owning tanks, and politicians who want to take away more citizen rights, it’s amazing that the one party leading these efforts follows a felon, rapist, liar, and cheat like he’s Jesus.
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The Venn diagram of those who think immigrants are responsible for all crime and those who think Trump is innocent is a perfect circle.
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I genuinely miss when TV seasons were so long they were allowed to have "filler," like yes let's spend 11 and a half minutes playing poker with the Klingon ambassador, let's have an entire episode where Giles dreams Buffy is a cat
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I’m just a 4:3 living in a 16:9 world.
This skeet has been modified from its original version. It has been formatted to fit on your TV.
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if bsky is a house party I’m on the floor in the mudroom petting and playing with the dog
if bsky is a house party I’m not really on my phone, just eavesdropping in the hall