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*norman rockwell meme* i would not suddenly start talking about bepenised lesbians with random colleagues “WHAT ABOUT THE DICKS,” the famed author of a beloved children’s series asked me [Innocent women getting killed in wars, attacks on democracy, etc]
JK Rowling for some reason: Not the bepenised attack on the wookiees! I’m gonna start calling penises “lightsabers” now.
… Oh, fuck… Now I need a lightsaber dildo/strap on. they make glow in the dark condoms! That is brilliant! I *technically* don’t need condoms but I might need to come up with an excuse to buy a pack of those.