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*norman rockwell meme* i would not suddenly start talking about bepenised lesbians with random colleagues
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“I kept trying to talk about a subject my business colleague clearly didn’t want to talk about, and he got uncomfortable. Once again, the trans mafia silencing women!”
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"this dude was horrified that I would interrogate him about his friends' sex lives, do you see how evil trans people are yet???"
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straight men i tell my unhinged theories about the trannies always get uncomfortable and stop talking to me. this is how deep the trans conspiracy goes!!!!
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“WHAT ABOUT THE DICKS,” the famed author of a beloved children’s series asked me
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[Innocent women getting killed in wars, attacks on democracy, etc] JK Rowling for some reason:
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Not the bepenised attack on the wookiees! I’m gonna start calling penises “lightsabers” now. … Oh, fuck… Now I need a lightsaber dildo/strap on.
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It has to make the “vwoosh. vwoom” noises though.
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I mean. If it’s a vibrating one, it kinda has a head start on that. 😈
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they make glow in the dark condoms!
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That is brilliant! I *technically* don’t need condoms but I might need to come up with an excuse to buy a pack of those.
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Reminds me of how she described an obese man in one of her crime novels as "the first thing people thought about when seeing him was his penis, [fatphobic bs follows]" which is certainly some projection. She apparently just constantly thinks about penises.
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WHAT THE FUCK - everyone obsessing about someone’s penis is not unexpected, but I did not expect to see this weirdly specific fatphobia this early in the morning. “Huh. He shops at the Big and Tall. Wonder what his penis looks like?“
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And then everybody stood up and cheered!!
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I think it would make me uncomfortable if some random old lady came up screaming about penised lesbians too.
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I've said this before but I decided a long time ago a lot of anti trans nonsense is driven by middle aged bores who get a little thrill from saying "penis" over and over
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Oh, or "genitals," which for some reason really gets to me
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One thing I noticed years ago, when the focus was more on gay marriage rather than trans people, was that the phrase "shoved down our throats" turned up far, far, far more commonly than in any other conversations. Just saying.
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I've noticed that too!! It's really revealing, right?
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I do remember it from the signs that compared a penis with religion that folks would put on their doors to horrify uninvited knockers.
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There must be graffiti to that effect in ancient runes, next to “Men are from Asgard, Women are from Atlantis”
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You've gone viral before so you know this: they LOVE to talk about child sex too, you can tell it gives them a real buzz.
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Oh when you call them out on that they get really really REALLY mad. STEAMING mad. Defensively mad
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I know a big blustery guy who fell deep into team Trump. And that guy just gets violently angry at the word “crotch”
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Yeah, probably. I was just imagining how I’d react if some lunatic ran up to me like that.
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Can you imagine? You're just standing in line at the coffee shop minding your own business and some vaguely familiar lunatic runs over to you screaming about penised lesbians, and then two days later you read this tweet and wonder to yourself, "wait a second... was that...?"
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I like the idea that it was actually the barista she accosted
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It's pronounced the way Ferengi pronounce "females".
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IMO Rowling is a sub-phenomenon, alongside Linehan & Chappelle. Born comfortably well off--well-educated--liberal by default--achieved genuine and deserved success with big fandoms--carelessly dropped a bit of transphobia--furious at the idea they could ever be wrong--been digging deeper ever since.
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I’ve known a few middle aged bores like this but happily this was before the current elevated climate of trans=evil. So they ended up talking about animal mating habits at length. At least that’s kind of interesting.
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It sucks! 1) Bigots are horrible and should fuck off 2) Penis is one of those inherently funny words that's great to use when you need to swear but don't want to uncork the good stuff and it's being taken from us by bigots who should fuck off
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People who never aspired to be popular enough to make it on the HOA board,
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JKR is never getting invited to dinner at my house
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I might, despite everybody telling me not to because they know how that conversation goes and platform-levels and all.
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What do you know about your friends sex lives, Brian?!?!?
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I was waiting for "cis men, strong men, kinks running down their faces"
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A billionaire known to expose even friends and business partners to global humiliation and abuse asks you a question. What is your response?
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Do you think she knows how fucking weird this is? How most people would view you as a psychopath if you talked like her?
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How kind of Jk to determine our humanity and femininity by how willing cishet men are to fuck us
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Cishet men, historically the group most sympathetic to trans women and not at all ever a risk of violence towards them!
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weird how often 'femininity = being fuckable to men' recurs in ostensibly feminist transphobia
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Just wait til they find out most cis men find us attractive as hell
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