Saiko 🦝 ➡️ TFS

Saiko 🦝 ➡️ TFS

@saikoraccoon.bsky.social

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29 • They/He • Bigender DemiPan 🍳
Furry Tech Nerd in Arkansas
Married🏳️‍🌈 to @rudderbutt.red

https://www.furaffinity.net/user/saik0

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“Woooo we have the heuristic’s params all balanced! Let’s turn it on and see what happens!” *it proceeds to be spectacularly good at flagging the events we specifically hoped to avoid flagging* 🤬

Okay, one minor gripe. The shampoo and conditioner the stylist recommended first is apparently worth its weight in gold. Hooooly shit. I’m gonna go with her second recommendation. @_@

Woooo got my first fancy growing-my-hair-out haircut! Now it’ll look and feel nice along the way, rather than being a bushy annoying mess. \o/

Woooo got my first fancy growing-my-hair-out haircut! Now it’ll look and feel nice along the way, rather than being a bushy annoying mess. \o/

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It’s a bit late in the day, but Happy International Non-Binary People’s Day! 💛🤍💜🖤

I’m waiting for the bathroom in Dairy Queen to open up, standing next to the tv; and history channel is airing the most dramatic donut documentary ever made. It has the tone and narration of a shark week shark attack show, but about the lack of donuts in 1940’ish.

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a general PSA to this website: you do not want to find out the hard way that some posts really can get you jail time

Looool my mom is jealous of how floofy my hair is, and it’s only 3 months of growth. She has no idea how floofy I intend to let it get. >:3

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Is this where gay cheetahs come from?

The heat index is 96F, and it’s 67% humidity. Why are we sitting outside right now? We have air conditioning inside. ;~;

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Sorry I'm late, let me in!

Red keeps his phone in his left pocket. Nine years, and I’m only now discovering this heresy. Might need to find a divorce lawyer. :|

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I WANT D:

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It’s so cool when game creators branch out into other media. For example, the creators of Myst designed the shower controls in this AirBnB.

@micah.pet All we need is a possum fren :D

@cerucatter.bsky.social it arrived! I love it!

Little Rock’s best Mexican food options are kinda comical. Do you want… > …a quesadilla from the food truck in the gravel pit? > …a torta from the place with bars on the windows? > …birria tacos from the sex shop parking lot?

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This is terrible...but I still laughed.

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“Stoner engineering” means something different when you’re both actual engineers with a 3D printer

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Yes, good, but this is exactly what they wanted. They didn't want to be associated with the movement; they thought we were "too gay" or "too trans" or "too left" for them, and that somehow made them superior. They're just as responsible for their alienation as the rest of us. Why complain now?

Lol good

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Being a furry with lots of wonderful and varied friends means that (almost) no matter what degenerate filth crosses my timeline, I know somebody I can send it to, safe in the knowledge it'll give them an inappropriately timed boner. :3c Muehehehe~ #furry #kobold #phone #kink #teasing #comic

The kink that shall not be named: Voredemort

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This is an image I generated a while ago from a description I found in a maths textbook. It's a plot of estimates of all complex solutions to all polynomials up to degree 18 (ideally infinite) with each term's coefficient being either 1 or -1 (eg. x^3 - x^2 - x + 1 = 0 is a possible degree 3).

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What if you made s’mores, but it was just marshmallow between two brownies?

Screw it, I wanna show off some data art I made last year. I made them by taking still frames (5s intervals) from the LotR extended movies, passing them through a clustering alg, and taking the dominant color of each frame. Then I bumped the saturation just a smidge and got them printed.

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“Apple Watches don’t understand kinky sex.” - @saikoraccoon.bsky.social

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Oops! All Jeffrey Combs!

Taco seasoning!!!

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Master loves me! This I know, For he always tells me so. Subby pets to Him belong; They are weak but He is strong.

If you’re ever really bored: Take your (least) favorite gospel song, replace “Jesus” with “Master,” and you have a brand new BDSM thirst song.

If you’re ever really bored: Take your (least) favorite gospel song, replace “Jesus” with “Master,” and you have a brand new BDSM thirst song.