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Cis, pākehā, adhd person, sometimes disabled with ehlers-danlos stuff. I like making bad jokes and yelling about stuff. Please join me in yelling.
日本語は読めるけどあまり書けない
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Yeah, I know it's a crappy picture but there was a juvenile kāruhiruhi (pied cormorant) hanging out by the side of the road when i took the dogs for a walk. I was concerned for its wellbeing until it looked me straight in the eye, lifted its tail, and took a long and copious shit.
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Ok but what kind of tea was the whale having
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Goddamn none of these cunts have principles
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Hikaru really was a champion at sprawling:
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If i was an airline that had boeings i would be doing the opposite of drawing people's attention to it
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Happy with how this is going now I've started sewing the lace on. I was afraid it would look out of place, kinda like how trelise cooper always has random shit hanging off her garments. But of course labels like that aint going to pay people to do hand stitching, and the details make the difference
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Do i put vintage lace around the waist of my new dress or nah?
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Ok but just because one guy tried and failed, doesn't mean you need to let your dreams be dreams.
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"The Sneak" is an insanely good name for a fur seal though www.thepress.co.nz/nz-news/3501...
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Well, this old beast still works, and none of the magic smoke came out, so i guess my weekend plans are good to go
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Happy anniversary to the brexit vote i guess
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I'm assuming the headline writer is having the best week of their working life:
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That man is a true libertarian:
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They're giving it a detention, bro? It wasn't even going anywhere anyway.
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Big "well that's not very typical, I'd like to make that point" moment:
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Now that I'm trying wearing heels again I kind of wish I'd got my rollator in black, for evening wear.
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Not sure that youtube's auto- captions really grasp Te Reo Māori
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I feel like"grilled" is the wrong word for this headline. Especially for fast readers
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YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE A FUCKING STENOGRAPHER FOR FASCISTS
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People think Yumi is a dog but I'm pretty sure she's a cat because I can't cut out a pattern on the floor without her sitting on it.
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I have acquired some of the archival Vinka Lucas lace. Soon I shall get the sewing machine out and see if it catches fire. The sewing machine, not the lace
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I will always repost this whenever I am reminded of it