Let's just go round the room and introduce ourselves, tell everyone your job title and an interesting fact about yourself, then we'll have a little ice breaker
HOW ABOUT NO, CUNT FACE
Theres an irreverent ice breaker going around that I may actually be interested in suggesting at the next event: If you become a founding demigod of a new religion what food and drink would you choose to represent your body and blood instead of bread and wine?