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Mark Clemens

@samueltwain.bsky.social

slightly bald, also dances
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Tiki Barber: good running back, great business idea
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Need a 12" release of Miguel "Adorn" b/w "How Many Drinks"
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Someday they’ll make prestige tv that doesn’t rely on pop music cues for the heavy lifting. And I probably still won’t watch it, but I’ll be glad to hear about it.
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MFA buddy wrote some incredible divorce poems. Proud of him.
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three different tornado sirens going in and out of phase right now. very beautiful.
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were commercials affected by the writers' strike? they all stink so bad
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Ving Rhames Reads the Border Ballads
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Evelyn “Champagne” King, “Shame” on the grocery store PA 👍
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i'm so mad at the left for continuing to fall in love with me..i'm not looking for that right now
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For the record, in this house we have always believed in Nick Castellanos
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Revisiting Hardwick’s “The Decline of Book Reviewing” (h/t @martynwendell.bsky.social), didn’t remember the factoid that Lolita was publicized using negative reviews as blurbs
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Walking around town I cut through an urgent care parking lot where I observed a single firefly. Poor bastard.
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Yestreen I saw the new moone, Wi the auld moone in her arme
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The paywall prevents me from seeing the nyt book list, so I guess I’ll live to see my daughter born
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Dad gave me a ton of beet greens. What can I do with these.
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That one ineluctable homie
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I know not from what vessel cup 3 will be drunk, but cup 4 will be lapped from the weird divot in the break room floor
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i love entering my data on enteryourdata dot com
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Just saw the El DeBarge/Sheila E session from a couple years ago
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My main problematic faves probably Pepys and Chuck Berry, likely not a coincidence neither of them makes big claims about what is best in life
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filling out a survey from my insurance carrier
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Deli cold cuts and cheeses…sandwich week coming
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Listening to the Durutti Column is humbling in a unique way; he's often just noodling in ways at root very similar to how I used to noodle on guitar, but several orders of magnitude more complex/interesting. Like "dude, you couldn't even *fuck around* properly"
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wife made strawberry jello pretzel salad; I've condensed all the poetry and drama into one bookcase: a damn independence day miracle
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