JK Rowling, Terf author famous for writing about underage children, thinks LOLITA is a "Tragic love story" Not only is she a hateful bitch, she's a STUPID, hateful bitch.
Nabokov himself declared that the whole book was about the morbid one way obsession of an horrible man, that wasted a child's life and in the end lead him too to death. It would be like saying Kafka's metamorphosis it's "a moving book about the antics of a cute insect hero"
YES - turn to p.22
You eat half the apple and pass the remainder to Gregor. His tiny feet can't hold it so well. Awwwww. How cute! Wanna hold the apple so Gregor can eat his half?
YES - turn to p.72
NO - turn to p.11
I remember this being very gentle, but it has been several decades.
Shoebag the cockroach wakes up to discover he has become a human boy (and he wants to transform back).