Sarah

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How does a small cat take up so much space in a king size bed

I love when cats go ekekekekekeekek

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detective: where were you on the night of— me: in bed detective: I didn’t say which night me: doesn’t matter detective: I didn’t say what time me: *looking him square in the eye* it doesn’t matter

An app that doesn’t let you send dms when you’ve been drinking would save lives

So sangria really sneaks up on you it turns out

People on FB marketplace be fucking normal challenge

I thought I drank enough water after hiking yesterday but these calf cramps say otherwise

Cats love when you get in bed in the middle of the day for no reason

Leaving my whole life behind to be a little forest guy

One of my kids is taking advanced physics in summer school so she stress bakes at night and I find these in the freezer

Somehow I skipped right over Tuesday this week

You will never get me to go back to an office

Guess who ate a wasp at lunch and made a big scene about it

My hairdryer started melting while I was using it which is not ideal

Failed my front squat on my warmup set, doing great

Cleaning out my kids’ closets is like an archaeology excavation but where you accidentally unleash an old curse

Good morning, second attempt (cats and coffee)

Good morning migraine morning (bad)

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drunk dms bf / fast asleep gf

Accidentally left the house wearing slippers, this might be my rock bottom

7.5/10 week, not terrible

I have been thinking about ordering pizza for dinner since the minute I woke up today

When it’s time to reveal your summer body

My 14yo getting really into fishing was not something I expected this summer

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Hey I made you a starter pack. "Start pack" ing your bags and get your ass off this website

There’s no way Tuesday has the same amount of hours as the other days, it’s like twice as long maybe more

Guess who took a tumble over the railing from the second floor this morning

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logging on to bluesky

My kid’s toenail came off and she keeps making me look at it and I don’t think this falls under “parenting”

My kids aren’t even fully done school for the summer yet and I just counted how many days we have until fall semester starts (it’s 70 days)