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@weeder.bsky.social
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If you're not launching Bubba Thumps & Horn Dogs right now maybe you shouldn't even live on my street
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@weeder.bsky.social
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4 hr
Hitting the "nardo" super hard when I tell people the brand of my new linen shorts
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@weeder.bsky.social
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6 hr
I always cut the plastic soda rings for sea turtles even though they probably wouldn't give me the time of day.
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melted computer
@meltedcomputer.bsky.social
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9 hr
(emerging from a bog) am i good enough
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@weeder.bsky.social
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10 hr
Babe is something right, you haven't touched your despairagus?
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Jana H-S (they/she)
@jana-aych-ess.bsky.social
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5 days
no bird is early. no bird is late. birds experience time in a way that you will not understand until this world is built anew. until we are free
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@weeder.bsky.social
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10 hr
Not Particularly Revelatory
tweety fish
@sifu.tweety.fish
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11 hr
holy shit did people know this????
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melted computer
@meltedcomputer.bsky.social
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10 hr
cat food was invented by John Fancyfeast
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@weeder.bsky.social
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11 hr
Clutching a 32oz jar of psychedelic mushrooms and selecting VRBO's "estate" filter
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@weeder.bsky.social
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11 hr
I have once again located the two wet eggs
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@weeder.bsky.social
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2 mo
Weaving through a crowded QuikTrip like a snake looking for the little clear bags of two wet peeled hard boiled eggs
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@weeder.bsky.social
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12 hr
Grateful to Hobbits for illustrating that the urge to stay home is perhaps the most heroic trait one can possess
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@weeder.bsky.social
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13 hr
It's safe for me to use the internet because I'm already very confused but everyone else should stop ASAP
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@weeder.bsky.social
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14 hr
Presto. It's really too bad I can't share with bsky since I don't know anyone else. I've still got a lot of Thai and holy that needs to be harvested next week. Not sure what the conventional wisdom is on making pesto with it? 🍽️
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@weeder.bsky.social
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a day
Should be finished making pesto around July 7th
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Darius Whiteplume
@dariusw.bsky.social
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16 hr
I think I’m going to start not texting my parents instead of not calling them.
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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16 hr
Today’s Weird Saturday
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@weeder.bsky.social
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16 hr
In hindsight, my ex got way too into Tom Petty's "Don't Come Around Here No More" that last year
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@weeder.bsky.social
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16 hr
Please don't punch down in your posts. For reference, I am right below you. Please stop punching me.
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@weeder.bsky.social
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16 hr
I would have walked out of Abbott and Costello doing Who's on First.
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@weeder.bsky.social
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a day
Little is publicly known about the billionaire investor's evil twin Dark Cuban
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@weeder.bsky.social
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a day
I hate to see you go but I love to objectify you as you leave, wait that's not it
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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a day
was going to eat a cheese stick or two but today I think I’ll eat a few bottle rockets
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@weeder.bsky.social
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a day
Should be finished making pesto around July 7th
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JLP
@jlp.bsky.social
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a day
Anyone notice that the structures of our lives need to be completely reorganized
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@weeder.bsky.social
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a day
Using the sun reflection off my phone to signal other drivers at this stoplight that I am incredibly annoying
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@weeder.bsky.social
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a day
Wait, you're actually not entertained? I'm sorry, I will gladiate harder next time
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@weeder.bsky.social
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Finding ways to casually mention shooting 120 frames per second around my cousin's still photographer husband
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wrath🏳️⚧️wolf
@tallwolf.bsky.social
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1 yr
look at this boy. look at my guy. he's a little blessing 11/10 cat
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@weeder.bsky.social
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a day
I see you earned your Dickhead Merit Badge
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@weeder.bsky.social
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"Is 'end of year' hyphenated?" I ask the machine god, my mortality swirling like sand in an hourglass
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@weeder.bsky.social
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a day
You support the troops? What time did you get up today "oh seven hundred" 🙄
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