Guidance for US people trying to understand the UK election results later:
Tories under 150 seats: LOL
Tories under 120 seats: LMAO
Tories under 100 seats: ROFL
The friend who introduced me to that one is actually older than me (by about 7 years); but she took to her SMSing like a duck to water, during the advent of mobile telephony in Ireland.