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Guidance for US people trying to understand the UK election results later: Tories under 150 seats: LOL Tories under 120 seats: LMAO Tories under 100 seats: ROFL
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Key LOL: Lots of Labour LMAO: Labour Majority Absolutely Outrageous ROFL: Really Only Fucking Labour
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Lib Dems form the Opposition: ROFLCOPTER (From which Ed Davey skydives on the first day of Parliament)
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That's what I'm hoping for. Both Opposition and the sky dive.
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Tories under # of LibDem seats: VENGEANCE!
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Odds aren't great but I have my Walpole memes prepared anyway
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LibDem forms the official opposition: ROFPML
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Do we dare to hope too much? That would be a fantastic Election result.
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I know it's been discussed but I can't see it actually happening. I suspect the Tories will perform toward the better end of recent polling
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Tories always outperform voting intention polls, I suspect because people don't want to admit in public that they're going to vote Tory. But fingers crossed.
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The absolute funniest thing would be a pro-EU prime minister decides to let the people decide in a non-binding referendum which starts EU reentry negotiations.
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He's 61. Getting back into the EU is a 20 year project of cultural and political change, not to mention negotiation. So he's probably not wrong.
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No, it's not exactly hope and change. As far as I can tell the manifesto is either "no change", or "we're going to do this thing that doesn't require us to spend money", which I am extremely sceptical of, or transphobia
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Well, transphobia requires a lot less money than say helping families out by abolishing the two-kid cap on Child Benefit. I have a mostly decent MP whom I expect to be returned. Planning to start with “don’t make me hold your feet to the fire on this one”.
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I keep saying that the Tories have absolutely screwed the UK's finances so badly it's going to take a decade to get back to normality. I do not envy his job, it will be uphill every step of the way. Does not excuse the transphobia though, deeply disappointed at that.
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Yeah. I think righting things is a long slog. I am planning to write to my Labour MP about the transphobia, with some facts. I don’t know if it will move things but it’s the least I can do.
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Tories under 60 seats: Death by continual orgasm
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Holding out for RTFM.
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Does no one not do BARL anymore? (I'm of an age, where that would be a reality with me.)
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I’m also of an age, and I must confess I had to look that one up.
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The friend who introduced me to that one is actually older than me (by about 7 years); but she took to her SMSing like a duck to water, during the advent of mobile telephony in Ireland.
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What if Tories under 60 seats?
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No, but we must manage to manoeuvre ourselves into a position where an epic hiding is somehow still an anticlimax.
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Tories under Lib Dem seats. 😙👌
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ROFLMAO then call a doctor I think I laughed up a lung.
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They lost CHELSEA. I saw that as I was drinking coffee and my keyboard paid the price, but ... CHELSEA!!1!
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Below Lib Dems, but won't happen.
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🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 Starmer seems like a cipher but Not-the-Tories is a win and we’ll take it.
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well, he has manifesto commitments to kill small trans girls is what is happening
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Yeah I don’t even know what the answer is there 😔 but I can’t imagine that more Tory rule will actually be beneficial to trans people 🙁
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We don’t appreciate being threatened with equally rapacious attempts at genocide, as a rule. Maybe vote for a tolerable Labour candidate or an ethically acceptable left party, like most of your countrymen, and then go bother UK subjects with power over LP about it?
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I’m American. My amateur-from-afar take is get the Tories out then hold Labour’s feet to the fire on trans and immigrants rights.
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also gaza and parliamentary reform (both lords and voting system)
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Manifesto commitment to murder young trans girls is bad tbh
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FYI, the best assortment of champagnes and suchlike in Helsinki is Alko Arkadia.
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Random telegraph article on my news feed was detailing the existential battle for second place.