Richard Samul

@scascot.bsky.social

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Graphic Artist • Web Nerd • Mac Evangelist • Medieval Re-Creationist & Mead Maker, GoA, CPA (SCA) • Laird • He/Him • 🏳️‍🌈 🦜🍳 • Low-key cryptid • https://linktr.ee/scascot

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Drunk on a belly full of whipped cream. Not spoiled. At. All.

Can we stop with this nonsense? Please? Joe Biden is the nominee. And I will vote for him. Full stop.

Applying for a job: • Type in everything on your resume. • Upload a copy of your resume. A copy of your resume is required.

Good reading. open.substack.com/pub/project2...

Project 2025: New? Start HERE.open.substack.com A guide to jumpstart your use of this space

Amazing how the people bitching and moaning about the price of gas and inflation can afford $15,000 worth of fireworks and enough beer to fill a swimming pool.

Why we didn’t sleep last night. Circled: our bedroom window. They were still going at 1:30 am.

Reasons to call 911 today: No: People are yelling and screaming “ooh” or “aah”. Yes: People are yelling and screaming “where’s my fingers” or “the house is on fire”.

So far on this vacation, I have: • developed a kidney stone • mangled my toe • had a hypoglycemic episode Clearly, I don’t understand the meaning of “vacation”.

On vacation in Yosemite, taking all the touristy pictures which fail to do justice to the scale and majesty of the place. Here’s a red dragonfly photographed at Mirror Lake.

I’m not understanding the problem.

PERFECT...LOCK THEM ALL UP!!!

Space X/Starship. I do not believe what I just saw with my own eyes. On the 4th try, they not only successfully soft landed the booster (in the ocean), the ship itself survived re-entry to soft landing, despite watching one of the flaps partially melt away. Amazing.

Normal people: Walk up to face tissue box, effortlessly remove tissue with one hand in a deft motion without moving the box.

Everyone needs a picture of J. G. Hertzler (Martok) holding a gay bat'leth on their timeline today. Glory to you, and your chosen family!

Old, 20 year old CPAP on the left (ResMed REM Star M). New CPAP on the right (ResMed AirSense 11).

The party who got upset at people kneeling during a song as “disrespectful to the flag” see no problem with disrespecting the flag when it suits them.

Trump fans turn US flags upside down to protest former president’s conviction | CNN Politicswww.cnn.com Hanging the United States flag upside down, a move that is supposed to signal distress and that has ensnared Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito in controversy, is now being practiced by supporters of ...

How is it that Bluesky doesn’t have an iPad app?

For everyone posting amazing shots of the aurora, allow me to add mine. Taken from my doorbell camera. In black and white. Because I slept through it.

RFK Jr: “A worm ate part of my brain and then died.” So…starvation?

“All I ask for is a soft blanket, and a patch of sun to doze in…”

You know why they call it a kilt? Because the last person who called it a “skirt” was kilt. What’s worn under a kilt? Nothing is worn, it’s all in perfect working order. (Courtesy of DSS Kilts. From L to R: Utility, Casual, and Dress.)

To the person who blew their horn and lost their mind when I declined to shoot the thirty foot/ten meter gap of opposing lanes of 50 MPH/30 KPH that lined up in front of me so I could cross the 2 lane highway from a dead stop: 🖕 And I mean that most sincerely.

Huh.

FTC rocks oil industry with claim that Texas executive was colluding with OPEC to fix pricesfortune.com The FTC order approving an Exxon merger says Pioneer Natural Resources co-founder Scott Sheffield exchanged hundreds of text messages with OPEC representatives and officials.