Things are too calm right now….
Official seltzer ranking
S Tier - Topo Chico, Polar
Good - Waterloo, Liquid Death, Canada Dry, Spindrift
Fine - Pellegrino, Bubly
If Necessary - La Croix, Perrier
I respect the hell out of you, but you are out of your crack smoking, wife-cheating-on, seditionist mind if you think literally any flavor of bubly is superior to Perrier or la croix. I think you need to reevaluate your assumptions, take a long hard look at yourself in the mirror, and do better 🙏
