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Things are too calm right now…. Official seltzer ranking S Tier - Topo Chico, Polar Good - Waterloo, Liquid Death, Canada Dry, Spindrift Fine - Pellegrino, Bubly If Necessary - La Croix, Perrier
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This is my #1 of all time. Maybe because I grew up with it before the seltzer market explosion, but also I think it actually is more refreshing than most of the other brands
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Flavors not too sweet/overpowering/artificial, seemingly the fizziest seltzer on the market, and you can usually find them for around a buck a liter
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agreed, but Perrier doesn't deserve to be ranked with La Crotch
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Probably true, depending on the container
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You've left out Mineragua, which is a crime only the president can commit safely. S-tier
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It pains me to say this but shit tier Target brand, they have an allegedly peach bellini flavored one I tried a couple months ago and it tastes like drinking pool water
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I’m sorry that happened to you
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I agree with this list with the sole exception that bubly shouldn’t be ranked at all. It’s not good 😌
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But it’s better than the bottom tier
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I respect the hell out of you, but you are out of your crack smoking, wife-cheating-on, seditionist mind if you think literally any flavor of bubly is superior to Perrier or la croix. I think you need to reevaluate your assumptions, take a long hard look at yourself in the mirror, and do better 🙏
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Ginger Lime Polar is so good. Also makes a great lazy man's whiskey highball.
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7 eleven brand seltzer solos this list
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Bottle Perrier is S tier, but really mineral water should have its own category - and perhaps the juice containing ones as well. La Croix is Good but only for the first 30 seconds, then it goes flat
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Polar is the second best but it is simply not in the same league as topo chico
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