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Sean Thomason

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Rifftrax Writer / Producer
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Kirbyvision exhibit in Boyle Heights. Original art by Jack “the king” Kirby and art inspired by him. I could’ve totally lifted Thor’s hammer but I respect museum rules too much.
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“He was a hard shrewd jovial politician, whose acts of kindness served his interest and whose interest was himself. His type is panhuman. I had met him on Earth, and on Hain, and on Ollul. I expect to meet him in Hell.” - Ursula K. Le Guin, The Left Hand of Darkness
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Jaws was such a good movie that people have pretended to care about something called "Shark Week" for like 35 years.
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Basically anyone who wants to be president is a sick fucked-up little freak. They should be pitied, studied, and removed from polite society.
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Hey Bruce Springsteen, born down in a dead man's town much?
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Turns out Mad Max Fury Road syncs up pretty well with constant neighborhood fireworks.
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After like a two year break from watching any Star Wars stuff I’m finally listening to everyone about Andor. So far I like the tone and the needy red fire hydrant robot.
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Josie survived but Jaws got most of the Pussycats.
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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots. But first, try resetting your router.
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Some people can’t imagine spending a holiday alone but I fucking excel at it.
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This afternoon I will proudly say the Pledge of Allegiance: “One ticket for Jaws, please.”
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Basically how it feels to be an American everyday smdh
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Paul McCartney: Blackbird, take these broken wings and learn to fly Blackbird: And how exactly do you expect me to do that, motherfucker
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Just heard the first loud firework go off in my neighborhood. It's 4:15 and sunny as hell.
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Overheard two 6 year olds at a diner talking very seriously about nuclear treaties and the Illuminati, and I really couldn't tell if they were discussing a video game or their futures.
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Just checked and I don't think I have an opinion on Kamala. I guess I can develop one, when and if I need to.
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never weigh yourself right after drinking mercury
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2009: Should I join twitter? Isn't it just people saying what they had for lunch? 2024: Please, just tell me what you had for lunch.
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RFK EATS SHAR PEIS WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAY
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America is [redacted] but my doctor finally cleared me to eat like an American again and who am I to defy medicine.
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I am not this scapegoat you've imagined. I wanted Bernie but voted for Hillary in the general, gave to her campaign and advocated online. I was very disappointed she lost, and disappointed by our media. I think there are a lot more people like me than this person you made up.
“Yeah but I wanted Bernie and the DNC screwed him so I didn’t vote so haha burn it all down I didn’t get my way and now we’re all screwed not just women I’m such a dumb nihilistic self-centered asshole so there I win!”
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So tired of the smug "Hillary saw all this coming" stuff. We knew it was coming! We knew Trump was bad! That's why we wanted her to beat him!
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I think if I were debating Trump. after everything he said I'd just look at him and go "Are you okay? You look bad. You look really bad. Honestly, you look gross" and see where things went.
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sometimes i see people quote dunking mean replies they get. my question is: why are you reading posts you didn't write?
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I tell the grocery cashier “I forgot to bring my bags” with the shame of a Catholic schoolboy at confession.
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I understand people fantasizing about ways to save democracy as a way to cope. According to my research, all the Democrats need to do is recover the fabled Lightstone from the deep sea caves beneath Alteron, land of mists.
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Running my box fan on "low" so the tech lords have the power they need to take away everything good about the world. It's the least I can do.
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The same people who complain about learning gender pronouns are saddling us with phrases like “boy mom” and “girl dad.”
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Saw a father & daughter puff piece on ABC news and the anchor used the phrase “girl dad.” That shit’s fuckin nauseating.
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(Kermit) why are there so many Shows about murder