you have to put your own O2 mask on first in a crash. you can't help anyone if you're dead.
we can't do anything to help the palestinians if we're under a dictatorship. netanyahu/putin WANT TRUMP. because he'll hit the gas. biden can and has been pushed left before. we can't do that if we're dead.
this electric scooter trend is pretty funny cus now you’ll be downtown and see some sleek looking business man in a tailored suit holding a titanium briefcase riding on a scooter, like alright bro, where’s your lollipop and twirly hat??
some hater just tried to hit me with the “wow you’re awfully bright today” when i was checking him in at the front desk; jokes on him cus i said “right? i love it”