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@nicebutnot.bsky.social

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over caffeinated
disco super-fly

Shallow confusing manifesto ⬇️
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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social · 14 hr
this is how my posts are written
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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social · 1 hr
Coexist
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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social · 17 days
ACAB = A Cute Ass Bunny
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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social · 8 hr
while everyone busy playing this bot duel thing i’m picking their pockets
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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social · 10 hr
group therapy where we discuss our problems using only Motörhead lyrics call it Lemmy for your thoughts
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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social · 11 hr
new post interaction buttons ⭕️ ⭕️ ⭕️ ⭕️ reply like repost wtf
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Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · a day
*enters Chipotle through the back door & Equalizers everyone on the way to the front to assemble my own burrito
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Katie @themilkwitch.bsky.social · 3 days
Please think of the dogs this 4th. Like mine, who wanted to open a fireworks stand, but the city will not grant him a permit
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Violetmusing🧚🏼‍♀️ @violetmusing.bsky.social · 18 hr
Five minutes is longer than you think. Or shorter. Or just 5 minutes. Whatever.
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Ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 21 hr
Live. love. levitate.
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Meny @meny.bsky.social · 6 hr
Have we studied the environmental impact of burning people in effigy?
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🦊 foxy99, a spry 99yr old fox @foxy99.bsky.social · 19 hr
Next month is another birthday. Youth of the World, ready for some unsolicited advice? Do it. Tomorrow isn’t guaranteed. Don’t wait. Do it. Travel. Ask your crush out. Apply for the job you really want. Do it. Find something you enjoy, music, art, writing, acting, sports, accounting…Do it. Do it.
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 18 hr
While you were sleeping, the Fae replaced your cheese with a changeling.
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Parilani 🫧 @parilani.bsky.social · a day
no one: me: *opening a pistachio shell with another pistachio shell* i'm like macgyver no one: me: so resourceful
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clown gravy @clownbaby.bsky.social · 5 hr
she's calling her poops adorable
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The President @dumbquixote.bsky.social · 7 hr
Naming my cat little big baby boy because that’s what he is
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Trish K @tkaz99.bsky.social · 4 hr
👀🌡🔥
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 4 days
Nothing beats children’s music when you need a real banger about going to the zoo
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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 7 hr
Look it’s pretty simple. If you don’t want a dystopian future, just don’t move to dystopia. Do I have to fucking think of everything
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 9 hr
[first date] ME: so what’s your major DATE: physics ME: ooh can you tell my future DATE: wha- ME: what am i thinking right now
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Wilbur72 @wilbur72.bsky.social · 3 hr
This is my “I just went practice driving with a 16 year old” beer
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Donkey Hotay @donkee.bsky.social · 4 mo
Me: no thanks Holmes I’m already high as fuck Officer: no, you blow into it
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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 2 mo
How am I supposed to trust my instacart shopper after finding out they are not an interdimensional being trying to retrieve my third eye from Zed, a crafty mercenary from the 16th century.
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geeky steven @geekysteven.bsky.social · 4 days
why'd we stop at guitars let's electrify everything i'm sick of acoustic oboes
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Cap’n Watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 3 days
I don’t have a dog so I celebrate July 4th with those cucumbers that freak out my cat.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · a day
The newest TikTok trend is Bombadiling, where a Gen-Zer will film themself being a merry fellow wearing a bright blue jacket and boots that are yellow.
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Ray @sireviscerate.bsky.social · 3 hr
I went on depop specifically to find non-dadcore shoes and bought a pair of skechers, so I guess I'm just leaning into it.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 6 days
Mailboxes are so embarrassing. How thirsty are you for correspondence, bro?
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 1 mo
your honor, my client would like to enter of a plea of SAD!
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Hi, it’s Abby. Yep. @abbycohenwl.bsky.social · 12 days
Me: You represent the pinnacle of technology? iPhone: Of course Me: Why's the alarm either silent or 100 decibels iPhone: Fuck off or I’ll drop a call