Sitanshu 'Mini-fourgonnette Alpha'!!

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Run a small portfolio that is market neutral, low-volatility, and low-beta. The alpha is so portable it now drives itself around town.

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So, they do exist:

Unghhh...He is all over my YouTube feed:

Yea......nah I'm good

'I didn't do anything wrong. It's your fault that you failed to catch me.' Piece of shit sociopath

If fraud is your thing, this ought to be the baseline www.nola.com/gambit/news/...

FBI arrests Louisiana political donor Trisha Patel of Florida for alleged $7m fraud schemewww.nola.com Federal officials have arrested an Orlando businesswoman in connection with an alleged scheme that may involve money that was later contributed the state Democratic Party.

www.independent.co.uk/climate-chan... Every time time I read something like this it reminds me of Dr. John O'Connor at Fort Chipewyan. How he was basically run out of town and then The College of Physicians and Surgeons of Alberta basically railroaded him. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Canada is underestimating toxic oil sands emissions by up to 6000%: ‘Holy s***’www.independent.co.uk Total carbon emissions from oil sands operations in northeastern corner of Alberta are larger than from all human-made sources in megacities like Los Angeles, researchers found

Seems well thought out 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

The Chinese retail investor discovers the joys of funds comprised of barrier options. Shenanigans ensue:

Who said it Bill Ackman or Patrick Bateman quiz 🙂 www.ft.com/content/f1c3...

These are the tip choices for one fucking beer. Minimum is 20% I understand that COGS is high but WTAF. The minimum wage for workers hasn't gone up. For these restaurant folks it is $3.25 not the $7.25

The 'man' being Alex Jones

An excellent article about the 'trillions' of dollars were made shorting Israeli companies before the Hamas attack by Alexandra Scaggs and Louis Ashworth www.ft.com/content/cee5...

A reality check on those Hamas insider trading claimswww.ft.com “Fact-checking anything is basically pointless” — Oscar Wilde

Lomo Saltado in Lima 😁 😁 😁

Justice Department and Partners to Announce Significant Cryptocurrency Enforcement Actions www.justice.gov/live

Happy Diwali everyone youtu.be/cK9dlmYvB-Y?...

Probably nothing to do with Elon's incessant AI apocalyptic scaremongering #neuralink #AI

Ladies and Gentlemen --- our new speaker www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other’s Porn Intake in Resurfaced Videowww.rollingstone.com Speaker of the House Mike Johnson admitted that he and his son monitored each other’s porn intake in a resurfaced clip from 2022.

Master class in how to destroy a brand….. and more fortune.com/2023/10/17/t...

www.sec.gov/news/press-r...

Texas Solar eclipse shadows

I tapped as this song played in my head youtu.be/iZ62leeztW4?... #BJJ #bjj

In Heaven there is no beer- official video-Rolling tunes (DIAL SKIZA 5297721 TO 811)youtu.be This is a happy time song, made to bring you happiness and realize that you have to enjoy live to the fullest.

Death Cult: www.dailymail.co.uk/health/artic...

What's the over-under on 'Trump keeps (embezzles) most of the raised funds from the $100K fundraiser' ? www.vanityfair.com/news/2023/08...

This seems like fun:

Well there is the Brooklyn Bridge in Murica ...but that was only for 'sale' and an anology for fraud....but https://www.hindustantimes.com/cities/mumbai-news/adani-firms-6-000-kg-iron-bridge-stolen-in-mumbais-malad-4-arrested-101688825366285.html?

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/07/twitter-refuses-to-pay-for-arbitration-it-forced-on-891-ex-employees-suit-says/

Twitter refuses to pay for arbitration it forced on 891 ex-employees, suit saysarstechnica.com Meanwhile, at least one Twitter ex-employee has won a rare settlement.

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Sitanshu 'Mini-fourgonnette Alpha'!!

This chart has been helpful for me

after months of practice I believe I have finally stopped mixing up Blackstone and BlackRock

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