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the Supreme Court’s jurisprudence on corruption is basically at a point where the only thing that counts as a bribe is someone handing a public official a giant bag of money with a dollar sign on it while saying “this is a bribe” out loud
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Remembering when I lost sleep over accepting $4 worth of tacos from a county official...
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It's normally not a bribe when the government official is the one paying you instead of you paying them. (When we had government customers at $DAYJOB, we had to keep track of whether it was an agency we could give coffee and donuts, or just coffee, or lunch.)
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Unfortunately the county was asking the state (me) for funds I had influence in distributing. Not allowed to accept lunch! I did it anyway! The tacos were so good!!