Good Five, unequivocally the worst one so far. Makes me feel like a competent parent and leaves me asking the questions: where is the baby? When did pediatricians still suggest bedding in cribs? Did they really have no plan for childcare besides a 16-year-old? Who takes a month old infant camping?
Look, I work full time. I am enrolled in grad classes. I even, like a dumbass, did community theater. But I actually occasionally hang out with my kid and don't dump her on a teen with zero notice. Cassie and Jake need to actually think about what they owe both their daughters because this sucks.
The way @raevpet.bsky.social and I screeched when we saw Cassie letting that baby head flop. The way we yelled at the pillow in the crib. The clutching of hands as they put a duvet over a still reinflating infant.
How is Cassie in heels? At that point post baby I still couldn't sit without crying.
At least Doris, who is also a terrible parent, finally says what I've wanted someone to say for weeks.
Cassie talks like a fortune cookie. The annoying kind that has aphorisms, not fortunes, inside.
