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if you log off soulseek just before my download finishes I'll come to your house and turn the computer back on

always feel bad putting a shirt in the wash he can go back in the drawer for a bit as a treat

accidentally bought the meat tofu again, guess I'll starve

on twitter, the talented poster is revered for their tactful quote tweets, and humorous scenario bids alike. What would be seen as the posting gift on that lesser site, is known here to be a cruel jest - to bear the weight of so many potential jabs, yet only a pleasant rabble to unleash them upon...

hey! yo any chance we can reschedule that terrorist attack cause my mate's having a get together that night yeah at daves place- ah the terrorism was gonna be at daves place does it have to be there? can we book anoth- yeah, no I understand, yeah it's kinda all planned out already aight love you bye

reasonably certain that I could be persuaded towards radical action with a tasty treat

it's my opinion that the record labels should be leaving lyric videos to the quick fingered mega fan with a copy of Windows movie maker

instead of a recycling logo on stuff that's recyclable they should have a giant red sad face on stuff that isn't

everytime I show up to a website using a new computer they always pretend like they don't know me... why are you playin like that, I thought we went way back. don't make me type in the password baby it's embarraasssinnnggg

shopping at the vege market is great because you can take the good looking produce from the expensive stall and pay for it at the cheap stall

pedestrians should be compelled by law to assist with parallel parking

smutfic serial featuring a popular TV pairing amasses a cult following, due in part to the fact that it is set (inexplicably, and almost always unrelatedly) in an alternative universe where Google made a mistep that allowed other search engines to vie for supremacy in a rapidly developing market.

no more apps I'm going back to calling them websites every website on the appstore needs to end in .com starting tomorrow

Please, Mr Beast was my father - Call me burger 😀

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It's "time to change my password" at work again. I feel like this is happening more frequently. According to my password, the last time was TuesdayMarch12

everyone's coming up with increasingly obtuse ways to kill this Victorian child when simply using the device should prove sufficient?

so cute that music had to come with a pretty little art square cool song dude also love the funny pic you put with it xo

"ultrawide monitor" is just a gamer marketing term, the actual VESA terminology expands on the existing "widescreen" name format with "widerscreen"

rushing into the bedroom in the early hours of the morning, waking my slumbering wife, and reading aloud a tweet that I found to be somewhat humorous

the term "vibe" has significantly impacted the breadth of my vocabulary. it has far too vast a definition to have any meaningful purpose outside of heavily context dependent conversations. it is simultaneously the best and worst word to use when describing... yknow the vibe of something

my boss is always saying shit like "can you do this now, can we get this done now?" whatever happened to doing things later, tomorrow, never, etc

just saw my arch nemesis posted up outside the ceiling fan emporium weilding a length of hempen rope

bro last night was a jpeg image sequence colour scaled to legal range

the best part of installing arch is giving up and installing a distro that works instead

I play a bespoke animation for each door I interact with

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Not going to view Dune 2. Got the gist of it in the first one anyhow. Basically this paul kid is going to fuck a giant worm. Can you say Hollywood has run out of ideas?

alternating between telling people I haven't played new vegas, and telling them I've played red dead online (but not the red dead 2 campaign) for an optimal "bro you have to play this now" score

actors are always repeating crazy shit like "red leather, yellow leather" leather is brown you fucking idiots

mortal enemy of mine just extended an olive branch with - get this - NO OLIVES ON IT That's just a stick!!

ok if we're gonna be friends there's one thing you gotta know: I have heaps of hdmi cables so don't buy any just let me know of you want one