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I hate the way mosquitos move around. If i moved around like that i'd be fired

It would take forever to describe every single grain of sand on a beach. That's why the clever writer simply says "beach"

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You know it's someone's first time going to the beach when they bring sand

Data visualization is my passion

Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote.

I hate the way mosquitos move around. If i moved around like that i'd be fired

I've never listened to No Scrubs by TLC. I refuse to listen to it because I have no idea what a "scrub" is

Just heard a song on the radio that could easily have been written about my hurdy gurdy guy

Finding liquid water on another planet would be exciting news, but Dracula would probably be pissed that it's not blood 🙄

For me, a surprise party would be over pretty quick. I don't stay surprised for long — an hour or so, tops

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Too much cannabis will get you high

Martin Freeman had no business following Ian Holm in that role. Holm was 1000x the actor

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dirty deeds and they're market rate

People shouldn't be having gunfights at high noon. They should be eating lunch

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Bernie taupin: I have some lyrics for you Elton. I expect the music on my desk by Monday morning Elton john: Yes sir Mr Taupin sir

Too much cannabis will get you high

My wife nailed it (elevator shaft was her idea)

Apparently the hotel burned down and only the elevator shaft remained intact

Abandoned Businesses in New York - Abandonedabandonedonline.net In New York, abandoned businesses in both bustling city districts and quiet rural towns signify the state’s economic transformations and the challenges of urban renewal and rural decline. The…

I want to know more about this, is this just an elevator shaft or what

ambassador hotel, route 42, fallsburg, new york, 1977

Bernie taupin: I have some lyrics for you Elton. I expect the music on my desk by Monday morning Elton john: Yes sir Mr Taupin sir

Mr bean is short for Mysterious bean

If i was Dracula i wouldn't be able to look at myself in the mirror

Can we please stop posting screenshots of Truth Social posts? I left that place for a reason!

When you ask Stan Grossman, and he tells you the same thing <<<<<<

I like realms that weren't forgotten

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If you think Jaws is scary for not really showing the shark, you should check out spielberg's other films. they don't show the shark at all

My boomer parents are sending me to military school. I'm going to miss my wife and kids so much..

One thing that goes around every now and then that i think about a lot is that academic paper about King of the Hill where they say the show never reveals what Hank Hill does for a living

If you think Jaws is scary for not really showing the shark, you should check out spielberg's other films. they don't show the shark at all

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Sharks should be called sharps. Because they have sharp teeth. But i guess they also have shark teeth..

Probably the cutest thing i ever seen was a button

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