Detritus

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You’ve earned your monika with that one.

Morning (allegedly) open.spotify.com/track/0lnxrQ...

MMMBopopen.spotify.com Listen to MMMBop on Spotify. Hanson · Song · 1997.

There’s nothing more terrifying to a young man than an old woman making overly suggestive comments.

When you meet someone and your not sure how they manage to breath and move at the same time.

Right it’s time for me to grab some sleep. Goodnight world

If coffee didn’t exist I would be in prison and there would be several Netflix documentaries and a moody dramatisation.

Say here wanting a shower but also expecting to get called out. Feels like limbo.

Mention pegging in front of the sprog one more time and you’ll go the same way as mummy.

"I didn't put up with that little ginger girl's bullshit, what makes you think I'm taking it from you, Keith."

JD Vance buys his sister a present on Mother’s Day.

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie:

Managed an hour. I have had breakfast and am into coffee number two of what will be many.

Back off to work. Day off my arse.

Currently reading this. Can’t recommend it highly enough.

Burny stuff happened. Am home now should shower but I just want to watch telly.

Bloody everywhere

Time to go to the tip.

Fuck it’s cold out. More coffee

Well that was fun. I’m gonna get dressed and take some stuff to the tip

I could have had a lay in this morning

I’ve set my alarm for 04:30 to watch football. Just wrong.

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we are in a simulation www.livescience.com/planet-earth...

Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canadawww.livescience.com A phallus-shaped iceberg hovered off the coast of Dildo, Newfoundland in Conception Bay before collapsing.

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Sleep well. 😴

Not allowed to get out of bed.

Mr Amazon vendor these are not loose fit.

Ate macdonalds last night and have woken with a bad stomach 🙄

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A pornography baron is found waterboarded to death. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Oaks’ leader of the local Miners’ Strike re-enactment society, disturbed that the opening of an Aldi store might threaten to make all the clocks in the city begin to whirr and chime.

Everyone is suddenly an expert on old people’s cognitive ability. I wonder what they’ll be an expert in tomorrow.

I may have created 5 monsters.

I have set my crews training. They will be watching Predator because they don’t understand when I quote the film. Kids🙄

Tune! open.spotify.com/track/72boGl...

Lost in the Supermarket - Remasteredopen.spotify.com Listen to Lost in the Supermarket - Remastered on Spotify. The Clash · Song · 1979.