xennial shitposter. somewhere in the lower left quandrant. trash can absolutist. here to post mid. please say nice things to me + fave my skeets. bi. silicon valleyish. taylor swift enjoyer.
all these bones in my body telling me "don't bend that way", "you can't fit in there", "legs don't twist that way" smh ๐คฆโโ๏ธmaybe I just want to smoosh myself in to a crevace in some coral and chomp on a crab using my beak and powerful suction cup tenticles.
I don't understand how so many people jump on here and complain about other people's posts. like, bro, who are you following? what feed is showing you the things you dislike so very much?
I understand that this site essentially gamifies your daily thoughts, but you need to conceive of that game as like a carnival diversion or at best a phone puzzle game. If you conceive of it like a dramatic RPG or a fighting game, youโre gonna be soooooo annoying
if you want to retire, my advice is that every single year you should stash away an additional $50,000 in to a high yield account instead of spending that money on housing and food and bills.
